Hello Melinda!
Thanks again for your response, I would have replied earlier but I'm afraid I got myself into a bit of trouble. I thought your idea to shadow my boyfriend to get more info on his life was just the perfect thing to do. So I borrowed my sister's car and I parked near his house every night for a solid week.
Well imagine my surprise to find out the scum bag was married! Married! The oldest scam in the book and I fall for it!
Anyhow, his wifey poo got creeped out seeing my car out there every night and before I knew it the boys in blue had surrounded my car. As they searched my car, and me, I could see both my "ex boyfriend" and his lovely wife staring through the window at me! yep, not my finest hour!
Anyhow, as I was enjoying some time "behind bars" as I was processed, which took longer than anticipated cuz my sister was out of town so nobody could vouch for me (I gotta make more friends), guess who I saw? My Avon lady! There she was wearing every ounce of make up she probably carried in her sample case with stilito heels that would scare a circus preformer...go figure, you just don't know people sometimes.
But don't feel bad for me Melinda, I'm still sticking to the men cuz one of those boys in blue had my number on his cell phone speed dial...and he is not married!
Dear Blue Boy,
Girl! Good for you! The best way to get over one guy is to get under another!
In Gay Spirits,
Melinda
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